#1. What makes this number unique — 8,549,176,320?
A: It contains each number, zero through nine, in alphabetical order.
#2. Imagine that you are in a boat, in the middle of the sea. Suddenly, you are surrounded by hungry sharks, just waiting to feed on you. How can you put an end to this?
A: You just stop imagining!
#3. A man takes his car to a hotel. Upon reaching the hotel, he is immediately declared bankrupt. Why?
A: The man is playing Monopoly. He lands on a property with a hotel and doesn’t have enough money to pay the rent.
#4. Will liars be honest after they die?
A: No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.
#5. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
#6. Which animal has the biggest boobs?
A: Zebra.
#7. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
A: He wants to have a hot dog.
#8. What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell.
#9. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB.
#10. What will you break once you say it?
A: Silence.
#11. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A: A whole world.
#12. What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
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